Thursday, September 2, 2010

I Felt Guilty Once...

but she woke up halfway through.

Now that we have that out of the way, we can continue on with the original programming. It's come to my attention that we have a black President. Now, not only is it surprising to me but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Did anyone else see this coming? I mean I know Hillary tried and everything, but....

You get the picture.

But he's black. It honestly didn't strike me. I don't pay attention to politics and I never watch TV. If its turned on its to sling some sticks on Modern Warefare 2(In actuality I'm swearing at children). Though, I have heard him speak... and not to be racist or anything but he sounds like a smoker and well, not black. Not only is he black but he is withdrawing our troops out of Iraq where I personally don't think they needed to be anyways. So kudos. Also, the unemployment rate has slowly been dropping. Kudos again, good sir. So I had to do some digging on this man that I hardly knew nothing about. I had to get to know him, after all he is at the helm of this beloved country. 

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

The hell? He isn't black?! He's white! His mother is a white. That means, genetically he's got more of a connection to Lance Armstrong than he does to Michael Jordan. Why was everyone making a fuss? Is it because he seemingly looks black? I thought we were to be raised on some shit like, "It's about whats on the inside that counts." or some other newage bullhoodunky? We've got to get to the bottom of this now.

Yeah...

13 comments:

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  2. lol. genetically speaking youre adorable.

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  5. Well, I know what I'm dressing as for next Halloween.

    Showing support once again, ;)

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  6. You are truly an inspiration! I will keep your thoughts in mind for my next blog posting.

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  7. keep it up bro .. nice work ! have no problem with black president :)

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  8. awsm!

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