Friday, September 3, 2010

Football Season is BACK!

That's right and guess what people? The very first game was an SEC game(South Carolina vs. Southern Miss) and once again the SEC starts off the year with some good wins, lets see if we can roll through the rest of the weekend. I've got love for my SEC brethren, but I love my Florida Gators above all else. I bleed orange and blue, this means I'm a huge shit talker. But I do it with gusto; I don't jump down people's throats like most asshats. With that said, if you like rap songs and you like college football then listen to these songs. IMO Auburn's is the best.


Thursday, September 2, 2010

Those are some bombass shirts IMHO. I wouldn't mind having the Frag Mints one. Just click on the words under the pictures or the link at the bottom and it'll take you to their website that has a few more. Even if you aren't a Call of Duty fan you have to admit they look cool.

I Felt Guilty Once...

but she woke up halfway through.

Now that we have that out of the way, we can continue on with the original programming. It's come to my attention that we have a black President. Now, not only is it surprising to me but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Did anyone else see this coming? I mean I know Hillary tried and everything, but....

You get the picture.

But he's black. It honestly didn't strike me. I don't pay attention to politics and I never watch TV. If its turned on its to sling some sticks on Modern Warefare 2(In actuality I'm swearing at children). Though, I have heard him speak... and not to be racist or anything but he sounds like a smoker and well, not black. Not only is he black but he is withdrawing our troops out of Iraq where I personally don't think they needed to be anyways. So kudos. Also, the unemployment rate has slowly been dropping. Kudos again, good sir. So I had to do some digging on this man that I hardly knew nothing about. I had to get to know him, after all he is at the helm of this beloved country. 


The hell? He isn't black?! He's white! His mother is a white. That means, genetically he's got more of a connection to Lance Armstrong than he does to Michael Jordan. Why was everyone making a fuss? Is it because he seemingly looks black? I thought we were to be raised on some shit like, "It's about whats on the inside that counts." or some other newage bullhoodunky? We've got to get to the bottom of this now.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Illuminati, The Freemasons, and a Jelly Sandwich

My dear girlfriend handed me a book last week since she thought it would peak my interest, which she was right. It did(don't tell her this, I said I hated it). But this is besides the point. It was a book on conspiracies ranging from Nazis, the Illuminati, the Freemason, Aliens and what not.

Written by the same D&D 3.5 co-author mind you.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind a nice brain teaser or an interesting story if you have one to tell, but don't try and wrap them up together and feed it to me in a fit of paranoia. That's the reason I normally don't get into much conpiracy bullshit because there is some paranoid NUT out there thinking up some connection between JFK's assassination and Abraham Lincoln's. It just doesn't seem to serve a purpose other than keeping your brain busy so the aliens can't lock in on your coordinates.

pre-Crazy Joaquin Phoenix stage

Back to my point. This book was actually put together rather interestingly. Not like many other conspiracy books I've thumbed through anyways. The pages has coffee mug stains on it from time to time an the bottom of the page was printed to make it seem as though water had been doused all along the bottom of the book and there were notes, headers and footers that we made to look like they were written in after the book was printed which I thought was a brilliant touch to an already strange book as it were. The first chapter I flip to after going straight to the index was about Nazis and how the United States as well as the Vatican actually helped most of the Reich scientists escape to South America as well as seek amnesty here in America. For what? Their secrets! DUN DUN DUN!

No. Fucking. Wonder.

Anyways, I guess the point of this post is to warn you. Do NOT get high and tell your girlfriend about shit you aren't interested in only to get high AGAIN and read the shit you aren't interested in only to find out that it's fucking interesting.

Until next time,

The Kraken

Operation: Lights Out

Rick Astley has come forward after 17 years of not making music and has released a single that actually isn't too bad. It brings you back to the days of when he was a king of the pop video. I suggest you all give it a listen if you can. Give it thumbs up, anything! It's actually a really good song.

Here's looking forward to seeing more of Rick Astley!

Here's a link to his video on youtube:

A message to James Jay Lee - Discovery Channel HQ Hostage Taker

Hello, I see you've become rather angry with the local law enforcement and the lack of Discovery Channel's care for the enviroment and I'm really really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Seung-Hui Cho is one of the best oriental looking gun holder of all time.

Hold on, I'mma let MSNBC let you finish...

Monday, August 30, 2010

So... I've been out of the vidya for while.

And now, it's time to bring it back. I recently started playing WoW again, which really isn't for me at all. I need something new and fresh to hit so I can get excited for it.

Anyways, here's looking forward to Black Ops. =D